Total Medals Earned: 434 (From 121 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,275 Points
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Look at the credits
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Get 20 headshots
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Medals Earned: 2/20 (50/500 points)
Unlock Girlfriend
Unlock Pico
Unlock Phil
Unlock Captain
Unlock Josh
Unlock Cordelia
Unlock Henry
Unlock Tricky
Unlock Ellie
Unlock Johny
Unlock Chibi Knight
Unlock Kerrigan
Unlock King
Unlock The Boogley
Unlock Rogue Soul
Unlock Nene
Unlock Smiley
Unlock Shotgun Man
Unlock Goat
Unlock Chocolateman
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to puke
Find all ways to freshen up
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (135/185 points)
The OPEN OFFICE HOURS are now OPEN!
Finish the last demo level!!
Wishlist the game :)
Complete the first floor of a RIFT.
Medals Earned: 1/28 (5/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
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Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
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