Total Medals Earned: 434 (From 121 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,275 Points
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/65 points)
Get a distance of 10,000
Get a distance of 50,000
Get a distance of 100,000
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/50 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (240/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Die
Win the game without getting hit once
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/195 points)
Survive for 10 seconds
Survive for 30 seconds in the snow
Survive for 1 minute
Survive for 5 minutes
Survive for 7 minutes
Survive to the snow storm
Medals Earned: 2/27 (10/500 points)
Complete level 1
complete level 2
complete level 3
complete level 4
complete level 5
complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
complete level 9
complete level 10
complete level 11
complete level 12
complete level 13
complete level 14
complete level 15
complete level 16
complete level 17
complete level 18
complete level 19
complete level 20
complete level 21
complete level 22
complete level 23
complete level 24
complete level 25
complete level 26
complete level 27
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
not that impressive but good start ig...
Okay, that's kinda cool
woah.
Good job :-)
I love you.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
decrypt a lock
Finish Game
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 10/16 (105/265 points)
Recruit Chuck
Defeat the Angry Ass Bird. (This unlocks special challenges.)
Defeat the Angry Ass Bird while having the Baby worm and Chuck with you.
Defeat the Angry Ass Bird without missing a single enemy. (You must fire at least one shot.)
Defeat the Angry Ass Bird without firing a single shot.
Defeat the Angry Ass Bird without getting hit during the fight.